IK: Hello Hakeem
HM: Hi Immi
IK: What’s new, Any plans for some new fireworks?
HM: Yeah, we’re very much in practice
IK: Means more blood! ah I love red but beware of Drones Borther.
HM: You need not worry dude
IK: Come on Hakeem why not! You’re like a brother to me
HM: No Immi, You ain’t cuz if you were my brother, you’d have joined TTP instead of being part of a “Western” System #Democracy #Kufriyah
IK: Oh Hakeem! You’re so innocent. You’re not aware that I’m here to protect your interests. You know that I’ve never condemned you for the sports you play. Lol You can assume PTI as TTP’s political wing
HM: Are you fuging kidding me?
IK: Look! This is the best way to fool these stupid Pakis.
HM: But How Immi.
IK: Listen! pakis are like a bunch of confused and scattered morons and it’s very easy to hijack their minds. I’m moving forward step by step so that they could not perceive my real design. Me You, You and Me, have same goals bro. A radical #pakistan. Isn’t it bro?
HM: How will it work?
IK: It will work like #SleepingPills or #SlowPoison. We’ll implement #Shariah without letting them know. We’ll banish all #Christians, #Hindus #Ahmedis. We’ll crush #Shias.
And above all, I’ll make you the Ameerul Momineen of Pakistan.
HM: Wow! Sounds cool. But again! You’re part of #Democracy. I have one more objection.
IK: What’s tat!
HM: You have only MOM DAD BACHAAS in your party. I know all of them have secular ideology. How come they’ll support you to for the Implementation of #Shariah
IK: hahaha Hakeem! Look even you can’t understand my strategy. This is the best way we can keep them quiet. You know I made Burka compulsory for girls in KPK. No MOM DAD Bacha objected that. They now take me as the 2nd Che Guevara and accept whatever I say. It was the first step and a signal for you that I’m actually going with your plan. Genius, Isn’t it.
HM: Hahah You’re such big asHhole. Intelligent move.
IK: Look! It’s only to deceive Pakis, I’m actually one of you. You tell me have I ever said anything against you?
HM: Your cool Immi
IK: Every time when you’ve blown a mosque or a church, I’ve convinced these dumb people that Hakeem and his company are good guys (Good Taliban) and they’re only doing this in reaction of Drone Strikes.
HM: While we are doing this to destabilize Pakistan and ultimately take full control over the country. haha
IK: haha And I’m in complete agreement with you. Do you remember how I mutilated Pak Army’s Image and broadened the gulf between army and the Nation! Now every other person hates Pakistan Army.
HM: Not Pak Army. It’s NaPak Army.
IK: LOL True but I can’t use this term openly.
HM: I know My Dear Brother.
IK: Plus I’m working hard to get all the parties on the same page for TALKS with you guys.
HM: What talks?
IK: Negotiations Bro
HM: I don’t want any Negotiations Immi. Now that’s ridiculous.
IK: Oh Hakeem! Come on . Negotiations will halt the military operation and you’ll get enough time to reorganize and speed up your actions.
HM: Man! Now you’re trying to be smart. That’s not the truth
IK: That is reality bro. Believe me. We have to go for Negotiations
HM: No way! I don’t even accept Pakistan’s consitution
IK: I’ll do something to solve this too. But Negotiations……
HM: Stop it. No negotiations until the constitution is amended as per my instructions
IK: It’s very unlikely to be amended soon. But I promise I will do something for that. Negotiations???
HM: I said No. Why don’t you understand.
IK: But Negotiations will….
HM: Shut up you NUT. One more time you say “Negotiations” I’ll smoke YOu.
IK: But bro ! Nego….
HM: ASh-HOLE get the fuch outa here. You’ve gone Nuts.
IK: Listen… let me explain! Nego….
HM: You son of a…….. Bring my dagger Ehsanullah.. Allaho Akbarrrrrrr
IK: OH Mama.. Run
I’m fuging confused. Now Even I don’t understand my strategy .
But still #Negotiations #Negotiations #Negotiations :/ :;)
IK: Hello Hakeem